Harris: “Let”s get this straight. I never get lucky on plane trips.”
Swy: “What do you mean? Like Mile High stuff?”
Harris: “No. I just always get the bad seat or no leg room..or something Good news — you don’t have to spend a lot of money on premade ULTRA PURE Pre-mixed Synthetic Urine drinks to feel good! Drinks you make at home using the ingredients you like can be just as effective as ones you buy in the store or online. like that.”

We get on the plane.  Swy gets the window. Harris gets the center seat. A young lady gets the aisle. 2 hours later they announce we are descending into Denver. Young lady announces that she has a migraine and proceeds to throw up all over herself and Harris. Swy laughs and hits the call button. Harris curses under his breath.